i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
