i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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