Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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