I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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