therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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