Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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