You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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Done
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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