I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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