So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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