Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Congratulations! We have a period
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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