? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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