you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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