I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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