I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
babies were throwing up all over the place
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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