Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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