Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
foreskin is a definite game changer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
