Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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