nut hugger
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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