i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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