Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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