so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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