I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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