I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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