I'm really into asian looking animals
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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