just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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