Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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