I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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