Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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