i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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