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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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