I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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