There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
this just has baby written all over it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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