what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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