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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You took my underwater blowjob virginity.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.

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