speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The air taste purple.
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