whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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