there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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