woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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