I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize