Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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