In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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