So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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