That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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