Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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