someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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