school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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