similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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