I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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