I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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