i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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