I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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