HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
