haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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