His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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