I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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