No subtext here. People are naked.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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